Kids...they say the darnedest things!

I'm going to dedicate today's blog to the cute, witty, smart and hilarious things that Mikaylah says each day.  About a year ago, Jason and I were discussing all the great things she says and we found ourselves often saying "Oh, what was it that she said?".  We were annoyed with ourselves for forgetting the great stuff she says!  Our solution?  A quote wall!  Now, whenever she says something funny, we write it on a post-it note and stick it to the door in the kitchen.  I hope you find them as funny as we do! 

Keep on bloggin'!

"Daddy...my cereal got foggy."

"Mama? Maybe you can just call the dentist and tell him my teeth are already clean!"

"Mama, are you gonna make a close call (she meant phone call)?"

"I have the manyest points!"

"Hey! Lets sing that BINGO song...you know, E. I. Itchy. O. That one."

"Mama...I no has a middle toof."

"Kappy's heart was having a race (if you're Kathy, this is funny!)."

"Daddy, when I was bigger, will I still be your sweets?"

"Mama? Does a fart mean my poop is ready?"

"Mama, can you put a baby in your tummy? Carrie will show you how (Carrie is the neighbor who just had a little girl)."

"I'm drinking skin milk...because its the color of my skin."

"Mmmm...this milk makes my skeleton feel SO good."

"I don't wanna ride in that boy's yellow car (said when going from the airport to our hotel in a cab)."

"Daddy, can you do me a fever?"

"Daddy..its hard to be a Daddy, but its NOT hard to be a kid."

Holy smokes!!!  How funny is my kiddo?!?!?